rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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