just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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