They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
