Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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