I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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