You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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