I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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