Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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