I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.