FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.