Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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