Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
