We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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