they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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