Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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