he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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