you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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