But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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