Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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