girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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