OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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