The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize