he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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