at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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