The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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