I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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