okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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