i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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