i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
they need to just BURY HIM!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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