i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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