is your mom at the bar?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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