He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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