so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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