Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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