I'm sorry my penis didn't work
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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