please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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