I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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