i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
