she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Enjoy the penises
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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