one two three fourrrrnication!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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