this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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