New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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