Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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