the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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