why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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