Sponge bath it is.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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