You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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