You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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