Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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