i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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