I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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