Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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