Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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