were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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