i jhust puked up my retainher.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
