may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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