is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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