That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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