He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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