garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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