So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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