so that wasnt chicken after all
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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